XL Cooked Concepts Guide to South of the River Tea TowelDoes your idea of a good time involve prancing amongst the penguins? Dining on a dimmy? Doing a late night stop at Rev(olting)? This one is for you, boo. Because you know that south of the Yarra River is where Naarm (Melbourne reaches its pinnacle of awesome. 100% organic cotton, 40cm x 60cm and with a full colour digital print, this tea towel will make you sigh with the joy of southern style as you mop up those spills. Also the perfect present for

featuring queer icons from across Australia in all their fabulous glory

and just the right amount of chaos—thanks to that deliciously tricky white background

you should check out our button down shirt or screen-printed tee

Our new tea towel is ready for pre-order RIGHT NOW

This fits every occasion

brushed cotton cap with five eyelets

Printed in vibrant island tones on a premium black tee

Why can't every day be Valentines Day

This includes one XL South and one XL Naarm (Melbourne)

they actually absorb stuff instead of that weird rough fabric that just moves liquids around the kitchen bench) and they're digitally printed

holding the equivalent of two standard bags of shopping

this bag also features an interior pocket and zip across the top for security