Emergency Monkey SoundsAre you a chimp simp? Weve all dreamed of having a monkey accompany us in our daily business, but weve watched enough nature documentaries to know thats a terrible idea. Our 3 1 2" plastic electronic Emergency Monkey noisemaker includes four sounds excited, banana, alert and fight. Youll be a regular primate pontificator! Three LR44 batteries included.

The crows are posed in a mid-flight swoop for all kinds of aerial antics

soft vinyl goats would argue that it's true

Hundreds of uses

This set of Baby Hippos means you can have the best part of a zoo on your desk at work

You can also buy individual Meditating Squid here

2-7/8" long Racing Snails might be our favorite

These frogs love Christmas

It comes with extra wide empathetic eyes and a removable nylon vest that designates it as an official Emotional Support Chicken so that you can take it on planes and into supermarkets

Just because these soft vinyl Itty Bitty Cats are so small

When you pull these loaf cats back

This polystone Zen Bigfoot features everyone’s favorite cryptozoological creature practicing mindfulness

it will eventually be banned from schools