Garbage Elemental (2/4 Creature) [Unstable]Set: Unstable Type: Creature Elemental Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {4}{R} Frenzy 2 (Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, it gets +2 +0 until end of turn.) Garbage Elemental can't be blocked by wordy creatures. (A creature is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)

You own target card in the ante

"Survival rule 781: There are always more scute bugs

Set: Magic Player Rewards 2003 Type: Token Creature — Goblin Rarity: Common Never underestimate the power of overwhelming stupidity in overwhelming numbers

Set: Revised Edition Type: Sorcery Rare Cost: {2}{W}{W} Destroy all creatures

(You may discard two cards in addition to any other costs as you cast this spell

Other Elves have shroud

If that mana is spent on an instant or sorcery spell

Squee bounced up and down

Set: Eldritch Moon Promos Type: Legendary Planeswalker — Tamiyo Mythic Cost: {1}{G}{W}{U} +1: Choose up to two target creatures

" —*Tao Tê Ching 46*

that player draws three cards

Battle doesn't need a purpose