Banana FirmcaseFinally, you can buy a hard case for your Pit Vipers now with more banana. This zippered closure Firmcase fits most sizes of Pit Vipers, except for those extra chunky Original Wides.

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and a timeless fit

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The Groomer bucket hat features state of the art velcro adjustability and a tie down attachment to stay on your head at full turbo velocity

zippered closure

or whatever canned food or beverage your heart desires to your next dodgeball tournament

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69% Float Resistant

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This bolo tie is a symbol of honor and heritage bestowed upon the Party Patrol

Complete with Interlocking Lens Technology