Women's Holy Sriracha! SocksO most divine of condiments, thy feathery symbol announcing thy most delectable flavor, which, when administered in the most holy of ratios three dabs and a fourth on the plate for later doth convey joy to even the dourest of palates. Crew Length Sock Fits Sizes 5 10 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Spandex

The ‘and shit’ portion of this sock is very apt

but it's hard to find Moon Shoes anymore

and the one that wants to devolve into a gremlin and devour every last bite of a quad-stack burger with well-done fries

You'd think attributing a cat's behavior to something as innocuous as baking would mean it's gentle or relaxing

You don’t have to do much to help those close to you

To this day your common house cat still remembers this primal spell

this sock from the Hot Sox artist series perfectly captures the love and passion embodied in the artist's original piece

but better in every conceivable way

They crave the very finest and most expensive foods

the most expensive hobbies or the fanciest cars

but it cuts the tender roof of my mouth' slander any longer

These majestic reptiles may be slow on land