The Rhythm and Blues 5.5"This short is SO blue. The good kind of blue, not the sad kind. Or the old man who joins Will Ferrell's fake Greek organization kind. Fit: These things have an elastic waist and a 5. 5 inch inseam. Materials: Made out of 100% cotton, they feel like cotton, the fabric of our lives. Details: Waist Elastic. Belt loops on the narrower side. Wash Worn in wash so they feel like you've had them for years. Other details: One button down back pocket.

in other words it's an invisibility jacket and people will only see a pair of legs and a floating head traipsing around the woods

green is the softest of all colors

Out in the wild we are all wolves

Does anyone have a postcard stamp handy

Have a drink have a dive

the roughest and toughest kid on his block

Flexible drawcord to keep 'em tight for any activity

You can do it captain

Materials: Made out of 100% Polyester

and the ability to wear a bathrobe that looks like a bald eagle

8% spandex

nobody is stealing your sunshine