Youngsters Naps Club Youth TeeThe Youngsters Naps Club has been operating since 1968, and the training regimen has not changed. Show up, lie down, close your eyes, and refuse to participate. Athletic Department rules. The Details: White arched text reads "Youngsters" at the top, with "Naps" below and "Club" flanked by two white stars in the center. Below, white cursive script reads "Athletic Dept." followed by "ESTD" a stylized "NC" monogram and "1968" at the bottom. Clean white

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