Guido Genatto vs. Alex Oliver (I Wanna Be A Pro)Much has been written about he awe inspiring athleticism of Guido Genatto. This man moves with the grace and speed of an animal primed for survival, yet his mass leaves floors shaking, ropes quivering, and opponents sobbing. Enter pretty little Alex Oliver for his private lesson. It's a parallel universe where Genatto and Oliver have never met. Coach Genatto is unimpressed by Oilver's mint green trunks, complete with cock zipper. Genatto hoists cutie

The fight has barely started and Joey is already injured

" That's not nice

Jobe brings Zach around by pulling on his ankles and planting his boot squarely in Zach’s package

but when he’s pissed off

” Do you remember the phrase

Chet is a young up-and-coming independent pro wrestler

clearly loving every single agonized groan

” says Dean

Or does he

but only for a second to return a poorly executed headlock

massages his abs with almost romantic tenderness

” observes O’Boy