Born Free But Now I'm Expensive - Adult Unisex TeeLiberty has a price tag, and it is roughly the cost of diapers, daycare, and whatever they just threw in the shopping cart. Freedom rang. Then the bill came. The Details: Red and blue block text reads "Born Free But Now I'm" arched above a vintage illustration of a little girl in a patriotic outfit (red and white striped socks, blue dress with ruffles, red hair bow with stars) holding a sparkler. Below, large red retro script reads "Expensive." Red

The cat is surrounded by red and gold baubles

Multicolor holiday text reads "Oh What Fun

You get where you need to go

Somewhere between ugly sweater party and heavy metal concert

even if the only thing they are dying from is sharing a juice box

Bold and clean with no additional graphics

Warm autumn color palette with a slightly distressed vintage texture on a white tee

No meetings

Dues are paid in laundry you will never fold

and "Hangry" hand-written in black script across the white name field

positioned above a large "99" in bold collegiate block numerals

party-ready Taco Tuesday energy